in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
Xylophone
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
9 Cats Taking Selfies
This is my favorite post on the entire Internet
Don’t worry if you don’t fit in right now, kids…
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
(Source: slutcentre)
well my mom just found out I’ve taken dick up my butt befor ehahahaha
i remember the time that happened
